This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
This couple is walking their pig around campus
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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