Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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