i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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