I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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