After last night, I could never be a politician.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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