Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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