I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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