Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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