honey bunches of taint.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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