We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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