the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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