Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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