your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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