I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize