Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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