the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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