I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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