I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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