I smell stomach acid.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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