Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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