bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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