Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We got so high we made milksteak
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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