One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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