I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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