Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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