I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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