She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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