Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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