She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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