I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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