I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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