I like to think it a success when the cops are called
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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