is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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