I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
we're making bets on your personal life
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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