Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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