it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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