mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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sex in a hospital.. check
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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