I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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