good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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