Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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