drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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