I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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