I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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