How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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