I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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