You just made me feel so damn special
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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