Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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