Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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