She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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