Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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